I’ve taken to reading Harry Potter fanfiction
and drinking beer from the gas station down the street
on Sunday mornings because
those are the days you sit in pews
and listen to pastors
and if I have to think about magic,
I’d rather practice my expelliarmus
than consider the resurrection of Jesus
because at least I can pretend
Sirius and Remus were gay for each other
since I can’t forget the time your pastor
quoted Leviticus while looking me in the eye


Day 8 of NaPoWriMo


Getting caught up on posting these from the weekend. The theme for this one was write about magic, but I went in an odd direction with the magic theme.

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